Verified by the Pond
Official Status: I am not just a frog. I am the frog with the correct stamp, the proper clipboard, and absolutely no patience for impostors.
Municipal amphibian registry · document 001
Please stop minting unauthorized amphibians.
Filed, stamped, and entered
Four certified findings from the desk of the only frog with the correct paperwork.
Official Status: I am not just a frog. I am the frog with the correct stamp, the proper clipboard, and absolutely no patience for impostors.
Canonical Croak: The fakes croak for attention. I croak canonically, on record, in triplicate, and directly into the timeline.
Fair Launch Desk: No velvet rope, no secret back room, no amphibian favoritism. The desk is open on pump.fun, and everyone gets to inspect the paperwork.
Frog Supremacy: 2026 has enough unofficial nonsense. Put the approved frog on the poster and let the lesser croakers appeal in writing.
Public notice · launch desk open
Buy the official frog on pump.fun. Your paperwork is already stamped.
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