Filed in perpetuity
Be it known
The first and only official frog.
The first officially official frog has entered the paperwork.
Please stop minting unauthorized amphibians.
FROG
APPROVED
$FROG is LIVE on pump.fun
Buy the official frogOfficial status
I am not just a frog. I am the frog with the correct stamp, the proper clipboard, and absolutely no patience for impostors.
Canonical croak
The fakes croak for attention. I croak canonically, on record, in triplicate, and directly into the timeline.
The canon vs the fakes
The canon
Stamped, sash-wearing, properly filed, and available for public inspection. This is $FROG, the approved frog on the record.
The fakes
Unverified croakers with no seal, no appointment, and no standing before this office. Appeals must be submitted in writing.
Fair launch desk
No velvet rope, no secret back room, no amphibian favoritism. The desk is open on pump.fun, and everyone gets to inspect the paperwork.
Frog supremacy
2026 has enough unofficial nonsense. Put the approved frog on the poster and let the lesser croakers appeal in writing.